Posted on May 16, 2014 at 4PM

collegehumor:

EMT Voguing While Driving

Now that’s what I call an emergency, honey.

858 notes • reblogged from collegehumor 4 months ago
Posted on May 8, 2014 at 9PM permalink

Today I conversationally told Wicus that he’s a “one-upper” meaning that whenever someone says anything, he instinctively relates to his own experiences in a bragging way.

He was reallllllly offended. So, to cut the tension, I asked if he followed up with Verizon about the 15% teacher discount.

"Yes, but my FPL discount is 20% off." POETIC.

Posted on Apr 5, 2014 at 9PM permalink

funnyordie:

Paying Tribute to David Letterman Through Various Montages and Tributes
David Letterman may be retiring next year, but these tributes to his unique comic genius are here to stay.

101 notes • reblogged from funnyordie 5 months ago

Graduating college and entering the real world

Posted on Apr 5, 2014 at 9PM permalink

whatshouldwecallme:

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It’s crazy how sometimes music brings you back to certain places and memories and it is UNBELIEVABLE to think how far you’ve come.

Posted on Mar 30, 2014 at 11AM permalink

Posted on Jan 8, 2014 at 8PM

124 notes • reblogged from somniloquy 8 months ago
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124 notes • reblogged from somniloquy 8 months ago
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usnatarchives:

You can’t snuggle with the Constitution, but you can sleep next to it! This sleepover in the Rotunda is open to children, ages 8-12, who are accompanied by an adult. Registration fees are $125 per person (more information at http://www.archivesfoundation.org/sleepover/)
Participants get to meet author Brad Meltzer, who will set the way for an evening of historical missions and discovery. Learn to decode Civil War ciphers, write with a quill pen, dress up in period clothing, and play with historic toys and games from our patent collection.
Children will also get to meet journalist and author Cokie Roberts, and interact with historical characters Abraham Lincoln and Amelia Earhart. The evening wraps up with a selection of Oscar-nominated short films in the William G. McGowan Theater.
Participants will receive the first two books in Brad Meltzer’s brand new children’s series, I am Abraham Lincoln and I am Amelia Earhart. Written by Meltzer and illustrated by Christopher Eliopoulos, each book tells the real-life story of an ordinary person who changed the world.
To register, download the Sleepover Registration packet, and send the completed forms to sleepover@archivesfoundation.org.
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usnatarchives:

You can’t snuggle with the Constitution, but you can sleep next to it! This sleepover in the Rotunda is open to children, ages 8-12, who are accompanied by an adult. Registration fees are $125 per person (more information at http://www.archivesfoundation.org/sleepover/)

Participants get to meet author Brad Meltzer, who will set the way for an evening of historical missions and discovery. Learn to decode Civil War ciphers, write with a quill pen, dress up in period clothing, and play with historic toys and games from our patent collection.

Children will also get to meet journalist and author Cokie Roberts, and interact with historical characters Abraham Lincoln and Amelia Earhart. The evening wraps up with a selection of Oscar-nominated short films in the William G. McGowan Theater.

Participants will receive the first two books in Brad Meltzer’s brand new children’s series, I am Abraham Lincoln and I am Amelia Earhart. Written by Meltzer and illustrated by Christopher Eliopoulos, each book tells the real-life story of an ordinary person who changed the world.

To register, download the Sleepover Registration packet, and send the completed forms to sleepover@archivesfoundation.org.


219 notes • reblogged from ourpresidents 8 months ago
Posted on Dec 31, 2013 at 4PM permalink

ourpresidents:

New Year’s Day Black Eyed Peas
Tradition holds that eating black eyed peas on January 1 will bring wealth and prosperity in the coming year.  Here’s Laura Bush’s recipe for the Southern dish, originally published on the White House website.  
See all of Laura Bush’s White House Recipe Card on the archived White House website.  
Happy 2014!

ourpresidents:

New Year’s Day Black Eyed Peas

Tradition holds that eating black eyed peas on January 1 will bring wealth and prosperity in the coming year.  Here’s Laura Bush’s recipe for the Southern dish, originally published on the White House website.  

See all of Laura Bush’s White House Recipe Card on the archived White House website.  

Happy 2014!

56 notes • reblogged from ourpresidents 8 months ago
Posted on Dec 28, 2013 at 4AM permalink

artteacheradventures:

msleahhbicoftheartroom:

Rating the art teacher in a high poverty school on test data… Truest definition of insanity.

Preach.

artteacheradventures:

msleahhbicoftheartroom:

Rating the art teacher in a high poverty school on test data… Truest definition of insanity.

Preach.

(Source: teachingtheexceptional)

511 notes • reblogged from boredstiff 8 months ago